Sometimes it’s not that you didn’t hear them… you just chose not to.

This funny mug features the clever phrase “I Have Selective Hearing. I’m Sorry You Were Not Selected.” It’s the perfect sarcastic comeback wrapped into a stylish coffee mug. With a modern typography design and subtle geometric accents, this mug brings humor and attitude to your morning routine.

Whether at home, at the office, or during your coffee break, this mug is guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods from anyone who understands the art of selective listening.

A great gift for coworkers, friends, teachers, or anyone with a sharp sense of humour.

Mug Features

11oz ceramic mug
Dishwasher safe
High-quality long-lasting print
Comfortable easy-grip handle
Perfect for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate

Perfect For

Funny coworker gifts
Sarcastic humour lovers
Office humour mugs
Friends with attitude
Birthday or Christmas gifts

What's in the box

Savage Mug: Your chosen mug design, carefully printed with vibrant colours and high-definition detail. Our mugs are built to withstand daily use and maintain their brilliance for years to come in an individual gift box.

Selective Hearing Mug

Selective Hearing Mug